Silicon Valley humour ...

Have you heard about the latest innovations from Google?

Well, there's the `Toilet internet Service Provider` (TiSP), a new wireless broadband service that connects you to the web via your household plumbing. It's the latest in `dark porcelain` research. Here's how it works.

But if you already get enough sewer content through the internet, you can always try Gmail paper. Sick of annoying pop-ups, Defence Force ads and strained eyes from reading off the computer screen? You should try the latest service from Google!

Get all your online documents mailed to you in full courtesy of the good people at Gmail Paper. (Please allow 5-10 working days for deliveries outside USA. Paper may contain traces of machinery that may have been used to produce products containing nuts.)

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Happy April Fool's Day to you and yours.